Saturday, November 20, 2004

younger than yesterday

so last night what was that all about?

started off with red wine and a frozen pizza



then I hit the university bar where

one can indulge in some green

surrounded by my friend and his

phd theses writing friends



one of whom is from India and

has the most incredible way of

speaking English. Every sentence he speaks is grammatically

correct and perfectly pronounced.

the most incredible thing is that he

never fills pauses with words like

"um" "er" "ah"



anyhow aside from that I started

a running joke with the women present

after reading Arnold Exposed a web page

dedicated to defaming Arnold Shwarzenegger.

when caught in the act of oral pleasure

with a woman who was not his wife Arnie's excuse was

that "Eating isn't Cheating"



So the base humour slogan for the night

was up and running.



later after a curry and boring chats about

Chomsky, Stuart Hall and someone called Kav

we split from the phders and headed for

more boozy climbs in Camden Town



nipped into a Spanish bar which opens late

there one of my friends described a time

when he was a boy and his mum asked him to carry

out the following experiment for a day

he was to stop himself from using the words

"I", "me", and "mine".

Its a very difficult thing to do.

it is said that if you do it for a week your

you enter a state of awareness that is

more communal and less self centered.

Your concern and understanding of others

feelings and needs is no longer drowned out by the

selfish ego (or something like that)



a couple of dos equis's later we

headed to the haunt of the young

and nubile, a place with a late license,

djs playing rock and indie music,

and lots of people jigging about until

all hours



on entering the upstairs dancefloor

I was pleased to note the very loud

strains of The Stooges "I wanna be your dog"

blaring from giant speakers.

on seeing the vast numbers of beautiful

young women wearing next to nothing,

whilst hearing the thundering of

"NOW I WANNA BE YOUR DOG"

the night was complete for me



drunkenness, youthfulness,

and loud punkrock

on an ice cold november night



note to self -

I must remember to write a book called

"Nubility and the Male Prerogative"

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